Nature Advocates Pillows

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

How many environmental catastrophes does it take?

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Tallyho!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Privates Beach"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

The World Weeps

Tree Funeral