Embracing Imperfection Pillows

"I was told I should embrace my mistakes."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Computer Bore

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Homo Gamus

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Well this is awkward.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"You're doing it wrong."

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

New Year's Resolution.

"A word of advice. . . next time you use the firm's intranet to send a message of undying love. Don't press 'send all'."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Ethelred the Unfinished.

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

'And God created man in his own image.'

"I insisted on the quotation marks."

Factory-Second Art

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'So!'

Sea of rubbish.

'Honey! Grab your glasses, and come check out this great video I found online!'