Embracer Of Imperfection Pillows

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

"It's incredible what nonsense people will believe as long as there are others who also believe."

"I was told I should embrace my mistakes."

The Artist

Teddies They Rejected

'What's happiness, it can't buy money.'

"Does my bump look big in this"

'It's my bum leg again, doctor.'

'If I had to live my life over again...I'd make the same mistakes sooner.'

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

Elephant and large lady both balancing on the scales. They weigh the same.

"Son, you can be gay or straight or liberal or conservative and I'll still love and support you. All I ask is that you not be a wimp."

"My support group told me to embrace my mistakes."

An old man walking towards his grave

"It's just a little death defect."

'Miss Walker called me gifted in front of the whole class! How am I going to live that down?'