Embracer Of Quirks Pillows

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Tired Barbie

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

The shape of things to come

'He's doing it again.'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"I suppose it does him credit - he never was big on facing reality."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"He married her for her stuff."

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

Salman Rushdie

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

The Artist

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

"It's incredible what nonsense people will believe as long as there are others who also believe."

"Make it sassy, Jim."

"Does my bump look big in this"

'What's happiness, it can't buy money.'

'You have a zit where?'

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

Elephant and large lady both balancing on the scales. They weigh the same.

"My preference is for someone who's afraid of closeness, like me."

"Last week I caught a glimpse of my nude self in a mirror. Is there a medication that can erase that image from my memory?"

"Son, you can be gay or straight or liberal or conservative and I'll still love and support you. All I ask is that you not be a wimp."

'No, the chaos theory does not account for the state of your room.'

"My support group told me to embrace my mistakes."