Embracer Of Aging Pillows

The shape of things to come

Ultra-lazy sloth

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Mirror mirror...

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

The four stages of male hair loss.

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

Aging.

"I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

"You're certainly not the first person in the world to wake up one morning and find little crow's feet at the corners of your eyes!"

'There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the basement!' 'Indigestion!'