Embracer Of Adolescence Pillows

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Congratulations!

Love for the family

The shape of things to come

You Know You're Old When...

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

"I've got pride but no shame."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

'My car didn't start this morning.'

"Last week I caught a glimpse of my nude self in a mirror. Is there a medication that can erase that image from my memory?"

Even as he tries to let go, youth clings to Prof. Hills

"I'm organising a collection in aid of the kitchen...would you care to make a donation?"

An old man walking towards his grave