Embracer Of Nostalgia Pillows

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Music Box

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Flava Superba

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

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