Digital Nostalgia Appreciator Pillows

"I remember a time before the internet... when we had to pay for our disinformation."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"I'll never forget you."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Floppy Cafe

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

Workers constructing barcodes

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Al's computer salvage.

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

'Inserting paper, lining it up, striking the keys, hitting the return carriage. I'd get him a computer, but he's doing just fine.'

'Must be for this new-fangled-email.'

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

"When we were young we didn't have those fancy toys. We had to develop our imaginations."

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'