Digital Nostalgia Navigator Pillows

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'It was like a mother to me.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

The Old Time Television Channel

"I'll never forget you."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old and new technologies

Grumpy old merry men.

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I wonder what this was for."

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."