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'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'It was like a mother to me.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"I'll never forget you."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old and new technologies

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Grumpy old merry men.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"I wonder what this was for."

If this van's a rockin'...

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.