Childhood Nostalgia Navigator Pillows

'Watch with Whoever.'

"I'll tell you how my first day went after you lock the door and take the phone off the hook!"

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

He wanted a different one.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Milk sideburns