Digital Nostalgist Pillows

"I'll never forget you."

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Internet's down."

"Do you remember when all I had to do was point and say "I'll have one of those"?"

'I miss the good ole days when I just talked to myself.'

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Art Garfunkel.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Neil Young

Social Media

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"