Digital Nostalgist Gifts

"I'll never forget you."

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Internet's down."

"Do you remember when all I had to do was point and say "I'll have one of those"?"

'I miss the good ole days when I just talked to myself.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Social Media

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

"Horton hears The Who!"