Internet Nostalgist Gifts

"While humanity battles the covid bioweapon we'll live freely in our bunker."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I'll never forget you."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Social Media

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

Computer Sale.

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

'Modem Times,'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"You can't call yourself an adult if your school photo is digital."

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Gramophone Headphone