Internet Nostalgists Gifts

"Sorry I'm late for the video meeting, I have dial up."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I'll never forget you."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Social Media

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Old Book Smell

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Computer Sale.

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

'Modem Times,'

Encyclopedia

Ye Old Antique Computers.

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Gramophone Headphone