Internet Nostalgists Gifts

"Sorry I'm late for the video meeting, I have dial up."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I'll never forget you."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

'Modem Times,'

Gramophone Headphone

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'