Tech Nostalgists Gifts

Do you sell cell phones just for making calls?

Very old fashioned computer.

'Where's the autocorrect?'

"I've used wearable technology since I was a kid. It's called a wrist watch."

'It's hell, of course we still use MS-DOS!'

The demise of newspaper threw up some unexpected problems for laptops.

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"I was reading this great article about dependence on technology when the battery died."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Old and new technologies

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Old Book Smell

Social Media

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'