Offline Nostalgist Gifts

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I'll never forget you."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Downloading.

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Life before fitness trackers.

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"