Offline Nostalgist Prints

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I'll never forget you."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Downloading.

Life before fitness trackers.

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"