Oz Nostalgist Gifts

"Yeah yeah, you went to Oz when you were a little girl and the rest of your life has been a bitter disappointment."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Tin Man Visits New York

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

When worlds collide...

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Eighties Throwback.

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

In the Year 2525

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

Blame it on the Bossa Nova

"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

Subway Series

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

Things are changing back like the old days!

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."

'Boy, pop-up books just aren't the same on these things.'

The Grave of the Manuscript

Newspapers before paper.

Commuters Astounded By Man Reading On Train

"Indians, schmindians! I needed that package before noon!"

A Jewish cobbler injures himself and sees many Star of David symbols instead of stars.

Haven't you heard that newspapers are dying, Lars? Actually, they are