Tv Nostalgia Explorer Pillows

"If you ask me they're pushing their luck."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'The picture's snowy.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

Okay

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'