Tv Nostalgia Explorer Gifts

"If you ask me they're pushing their luck."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

June Brown

Police Box

Lorne Greene

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Head of Dumbing-Down

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Okay

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'The picture's snowy.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

Kellogg's Wapners

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?