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"If anyone's interested in taking over Ed's Instagram account, see me after the service."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

The Computer Bore

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

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Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'