Legacy Technology Enthusiast Pillows

'The computer will never replace maintenance engineering.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Technological advances within the office.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Redundant Technology.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.