Old Technology Enthusiasts Pillows

Bring home a ream of typewriter paper and a box of pens...

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Technological advances within the office.

The Final Chapter.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

He still refuses to upgrade.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

Floppy Cafe

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Antiques.

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'