Old Technology Enthusiasts Pillows

Bring home a ream of typewriter paper and a box of pens...

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Technological advances within the office.

The Final Chapter.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

Floppy Cafe

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Antiques.