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The Computer Bore

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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"