Wartime Nostalgia Lover Pillows

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Fade to black...

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

The Music Box

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Flava Superba

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'