Wartime Nostalgia Lover Gifts

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Fade to black...

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Flava Superba

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"