Lover Of Childhood Nostalgia Gifts

"Forty-six years later and I still hadn't made it out of the naughty corner."

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Teddy Time Bears

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'