Embracer Of Nostalgia Gifts

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

The Music Box

Fade to black...

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Flava Superba

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Skipping