Mindful Nostalgia Explorer Gifts

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Fade to black...

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

The Music Box

Creepy Camp Stories.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Flava Superba

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

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