Mindful Nostalgia Explorer Gifts

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

The Music Box

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Flava Superba

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Creepy Camp Stories.

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'