Musical Nostalgia Explorer Gifts

Some Time In The 1820s. . .

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins

His Master Voice Desert Island

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Greatest Band?"

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

"I'm a bird dog."

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

"I go directly to the corner? I thought there would be an appeals process."

Victorian mother and daughter.