Awkward Adolescence Pillows

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Teenagers!'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Pubertry

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"Dad, I'm nearly eighteen. I'm old enough to get divorce if I want"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

I don't care if all your friends are having it done