Awkward Teen At Heart Pillows

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'Awesome!'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Teddy, do you know why I'm here? Want to, umm, ask me anything? So! That wraps it up! How did your "birds and bees" talk go? I answered all his questions.

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'I have low self esteem... except when I'm arrogant.'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

TEEN FISH

'She says she's old enough for a mountain of her own.'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

"Uh-oh...I better get home. My dad's gonna want a good explanation for being late."

'It's not fair!'

"Here comes the cutest girl in school! Quick! Act like you're not my parents!"

"Baldo...name the four basic food groups."

Pubescents in Space.

Goth.

"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."

"How could I get up on the wrong side of the bed? It's against the wall?"

Graph to show how embarrassing parents are to a teenager over a 24 hour period.

"So...you're Estella. I don't see how this is gonna work! You really don't have much of a personality!"