Teenager's Quirks Pillows

"Baldo...name the four basic food groups."

'Teenagers!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Awesome!'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Essay Paper.

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Wait, son...you can't go out like that! You forgot to dot your I.'

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

Scooter Romance

Mother/Teenage Child

'I may be a smart phone but I am only used to send silly text messages.'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."