Curious Teen Pillows

'Awesome!'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Honey Wallah

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

G.P.S. For the Home

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.