Clever Teen Pillows

'Yeah, you were creative.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Awesome!'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

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"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

"Spin the Noodle"

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"It's actually a maximalist art installation."

'I thought you went to school.'

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

'Mom? I don't feel good.'

Pubescents in Space.

'...then I found out he was on broadband, so I nicked his phone as well.'

Young male cat reading a cat fancier's magazine.

"Baldo...name the four basic food groups."