Clever Student Pillows

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Essay Paper.

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

I love Music.

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"