Cheeky Student Pillows

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Fire Alarm: This won't get you out of the 2:00 test, Billy! - Ms. Jones

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"I've got a crib sheet written inside my mask."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Your shoe's untied.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Essay Paper.

Graduation Day At A Party School

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."