Cheeky Friend Pillows

'There's always one.'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Your dump or mine..?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'