Cheeky Friend Gifts

'There's always one.'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Easter Island

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."