Cheeky Kid Gifts

Horse-guard telling a boy not to hang about.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Geezer.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sticking out tongue

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"