Cheeky Lad Gifts

Geezer.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Sticking out tongue

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'