Cheeky Child Gifts

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'I plead guilty to all charges, but deny any wrongdoing.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Geezer.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Your dump or mine..?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'