Cheeky Player Gifts

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Sticking out tongue

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Clean Fill Wanted

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."