Cheeky Golfer Gifts

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Using Science In Fashion Design

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'