Flirtatious Golfer Gifts

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I think I've scored.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

The Golfer Gardener

Pest control.

Too many beers at lunch?

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Using Science In Fashion Design

Farmer Golf

Golfing Romance

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."