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"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I think I've scored.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

God in the bunker.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

The Golfer Gardener

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Pest control.

Too many beers at lunch?

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Farmer Golf

Golfing Romance

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'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."