Fun-loving Golfer T-Shirts

Fore!

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

Golf mole

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!'

"Take it easy Dave. It's just a mirage!"

God in the bunker.

Pest control.

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

Why you should never take a retriever golfing.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Goalie Wall.

"Duh!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"