Mischievous Golfer T-Shirts

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'We were mud wrestling.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Golf Crime Scene.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

The 19th hole

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Practical Yolkers.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."