Whimsical Golfer T-Shirts

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

The Victors

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Interpretive marathon

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Using Science In Fashion Design

Golf Ball in Nest.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Farmer Golf

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Practical Yolkers.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

Golfing Accident

The 19th hole

Golfing Fakir.

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'