Whimsical Golfer Gifts

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

The Victors

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Interpretive marathon

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Using Science In Fashion Design

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Golf Ball in Nest.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Farmer Golf

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Golfing Accident

Golfing Fakir.

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

The 19th hole

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'